Quotes of the day

This post doesn´t have any pictures, so use your imagination. One morning a couple of months ago, Bentz said something pretty funny. Jorie decided to call it the ¨Quote of the Day¨, and ever since then we have been gathering quotes of the day and repeating them ad nauseam. Also, a lot of them have to do with potty humor. Since we continue to have more than our fair share of gastrointestinal issues, I think that is ok. Here are a few examples for your reading pleasure:


¨Mom, I have something squishy in my pants¨ Bentz, 1/3 of the way through church one Sunday, with his first big bout of diarrhea. I have a hard time distinguishing the occurrences, but I often end up taking his undies into the bathroom and washing them out. This was the one that started it all off.

¨Holy crap that´s a huge city - I think we´re in Guayaquil!¨ Audrey, on our way down to Guayaquil to visit the temple. We were only passing Quito, which is about 2 hours into a 12 hour trip.

¨What the helicopter!?¨ Bentz, looking out of the restaurant window in Puerto Lopez at a military helicopter flying by. This was during the police strike and possible coup attempt a while back. The greatest thing is that only Amy and I knew why it was so funny. The girls started laughing only because we were laughing so hard.  

¨Bentz, don´t farmer blow in your bed!¨ Amy, one morning, tired of the fact that Bentz was blowing snot out of his nose onto his pillow every morning upon waking up. This is partially due to how difficult laundry is. 

¨Dad, I think some poop came out.¨ Bentz, in the basement cafeteria of the Guayaquil temple. Amy was in a temple session and the girls thought it was hilarious that he pooped all over the chair. Once again, I took Bentz into the bathroom and washed his shorts and underwear in the sink with handsoap.